Curmudgeon

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for two minutes. Providing “insight” since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been…

If a dog repeatedly barks in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog? Providing “insight” since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been…

I’m great at multi-tasking, I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. Providing “insight” since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been a hallmark of the…

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. Providing “insight” since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been a hallmark of the…

He has the wisdom of youth, and the energy of old age. Providing “insight” since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been a hallmark of the Scuttlebutt Newsletter which…

Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves. Providing “insight” since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been a hallmark of the Scuttlebutt Newsletter…

Everything slows down with age, except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. Providing “insight” since 1997, the Curmudgeon’s Observation has been a…

When people see a cat’s litter box they always say, “Oh, have you got a cat?” Just once I want to say, “No, it’s for company!” Providing “insight”…